The Red Dwarf quiz page.
This is the page where you can find out if you are a Red Dwarf anorak, or just a Red Dwarf fan.
The quiz will be updated on a regular basis, with new questions for you to puzzle over. Answers are found by clicking on the link.
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Quiz number: 6 | |
Quiz number: 6
Q1: Which channel is groovy?
A1: Chennel 27
Q2: How do you get out of an artificial reality game?
A2: Clap
Q3: Who was Captain Chloroform?
A3: Kryten
Q4: What is a flamingo-up?
A4: Like a cock-up but bigger
Q5: How many suits could the Cat take into stasis?
A5: 2
Q6: Who was Columbo?
A6: The man in the dirty mac who discovered America
Q7: Which episode begins with the words "140,000 rehydratable chickens"?
A7: Balance of Power
Q8: Which episode begins with the 'Tongue Tied' song?
A8: Parallel Universe
Q9: How long had Rimmer been learning Esperanto?
A9: 8 Years
Q10: What attacked starbug on Christmas day?
A10: A pan-dimensional liquid beast from the Mogadon cluster
Quiz number: 5
Q1: What is the only thing that can kill a vindaloo?
A1: Lager
Q2: What is the name of Hollys alterego in 'Parallel Universe'?
A2: Hilly
Q3: What is it about Lister that makes Rimmer want to puke?
A3: Everything
Q4: Where did the 'Classic Wines' come from?
A4: Estonia
Q5: Where was Rimmer going to go to have a humiliating panic attack?
A5: Underneath the scanner table.
Q6: Who was the bible dedicated to?
A6: My darling Candy
Q7: According to his tattoo, who does Lister really love?
A7: Petersen
Q8: How many racks in total did Cat want to take into stasis?
A8: 11
Q9: What did Rimmer call Lister, Cat and Kryten after 600 years?
A9: Derek Custer, Kit and Titan
Q10: When was the first Siphon and valve flushing system patented?
A10: 1778
Quiz number: 4
Q1: Who knows her cheeses?
A1: Kochanski
Q2: What was printed on Rimmer's pyjamas?
A2: Home sweet home
Q3: What was Listers jigsaw a picture of?
A3: Red Dwarf
Q4: What is used as a mallet in unicycle polo?
A4: French Loaf
Q5: Who has 'A great ass'?
A5: The Cat
Q6: What brand of lager killed the curry monster?
A6: Leopard
Q7: Where did Lister buy his sausage and onion gravy sandwiches?
A7: Luigi's fish 'n' chip emporium
Q8: What do you have to remember about Captain Oates?
A8: He was a prat
Q9: What was odd about the Cat priests hands?
A9: Different skin colours
Q10: What is the average rainfall in the oil-rich coastal lowlands of Venezuela?
A10: 3.4 Inches
Quiz number: 3
Q1: Who is Krytens creator?
A1: Professor Mammet
Q2:
Which two new musical notes had Holly invented?
A2: H & J or Who and Boh
Q3:
What is LS?
A3: Light Speed
Q4:
According to Lister, where is Nodnol?
A4: Bulgaria
Q5:
An IQ of 6 is a poor IQ for what?
A5: A glass of water
Q6:
Who played bass in "Smeg and the Heads"?
A6: Gazza
Q7:
Who are like "The funny walk in Cystitis?
A7: Confidence and Paranoia
Q8:
What is Holly kicking?
A8: Bottom
Q9:
Who ate his own feet?
A9: The Cats father
Q10:
Who nearly wiped out the middle classes by poisoning the water spring?
A10: Henry LeClerk
Quiz number: 2
Q1: Who did Rimmer send secret love letters to?
A1: Carol McCauley
Q2:
How many men had Loretta actually killed?
A2: Five
Q3:
What was "Rameses Niblick the third, kerplunk, kerplunk, whoops where's my thribble"s real name?
A3: Gilbert
Q4:
Who throws like a geek?
A4: Dwane Dibbley
Q5:
Who is the father of the cat people?
A5: Clister/ Cloister
Q6:
Who taught foundation courses in advanced rebellion?
A6: Lister
Q7:
What colour is mimosian telekinetic wine?
A7: Green
Q8:
Which two of the crew got wiped from existence?
A8: Lister and Kryten
Q9:
What colour was Frankenstein's bowl?
A9: Red
Q10:
What qualifications does Kryten have?
A10: Fully qualified bachelor of sanitation
Quiz number: 1
Q1:
What is Arnold Rimmer's middle name?
A1: Judas
Q2:
What is Starbug's registration?
A2: Starbug 1
Q3:
In what episode was Rimmer "Ippy-dippied" to death?
A3: Me squared
Q4:
Who's dad was secretly knocking off Rimmer's mum?
A4: Porky Roebuck's
Q5:
How high was Kryten's embarrasment factor after getting drunk?
A5: 91%
Q6:
Where could Michelle Fisher had got a job?
A6: Behind the perfume counter at Lewis's
Q7:
What universal dilemma has confronted men since the beginning of time?
A7: To pee or not to pee
Q8:
Who ate his wife?
A8: Charles Keelan
Q9:
Who was crew number 4172?
A9: Nirvanah Crane
Q10:
What are the human qualities that Kryten admires the most?
A10: Deceitfulness, unpleasantness and offensiveness
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